By Witty

The Wittys are bouncing around the globe,  terrorising AirBnBs, Uber drivers, waiters, and unsuspecting passengers hoping to sleep. If you find yourself in their path make like a tree and leave. Or if your plan is to stay and fight the fury, then have your survival kit pressed and ironed.

Disaster Zones Forecasted (DZF): By Sunday 29 January Argentina hit with full velocity. Brazil Carnival in February, USA April. Canada July, Spain August, before pin balling around Europe for 4 months, Philippines late November, Fingal NSW gets hit for Xmas. All updates come through this site, Facecrack or Whatsapp. Godspeed.